Famous Quote:

" The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

Woody Allen
Screenwriter, Director, Actor, Comedian, Author, Playwright, & Musician
Famous Quote:

" Kiss and make up...
but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Mae West
Actress / Sex Symbol
Famous Quote:

" The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Actor, Vaudeville Performer, Cowboy, Humorist, Newspaper Columnist, Social Commentator
Famous Quote:

" Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by favoring to attempt.

William Shakespeare
Playwright and Poet
Famous Quote:

" Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Fred Allen
Comedian
Famous Quote:

" I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Groucho Marx
Comedian, Writer, Stage, Film, Radio, & Television Star
Famous Quote:

Sage Advise to a Young Oregonian, Barbara Niven

" If you want to make it in show business, get the hell out of Oregon!

Sofie Tucker
Singer, Comedian, Actress & Radio Personality
Famous Quote:

" No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft.

H.G. Wells
Writer
Famous Quote:

" The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.

T. S. Elliot
Essayist, Publisher, Playwright, Literary, Social Critic
Famous Quote:

To a young Eugene Roach on the subject of acting

" Don't ever let 'em catch you at it.

James Cagney (1899-1986)
American Actor